yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
I spent all night sexting your girlfriend for you because you were too drunk. You're welcome.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
Right when I walked into the party my boyfriend stood up and yelled, "HEY TITS, GET ME A BEER!"
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
I should probably just LinkedIn request everyone I've ever slept with so they stop popping up on my suggested connections list
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