So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
Come see our sink grown plant.
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
yeah my mom told me she knows when i come home high because i use my turn signal while turning into the driveway...
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
Sometimes I just want to serenade his penis with cheesy 80s songs.
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
I was a bouncer for about 90 seconds until the real bouncers figured out that I was doing their job
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
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