I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
I swear if she asks me for a baby one more time I'm gonna sleep with one of her friends
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
she dared me to make out with the amish dude so I went up to him and grabbed him by the beard
GRABBED HIM BY THE BEARD
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
I couldn't break up with him while I was wearing a Hakuna Matata shirt.
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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