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the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
I think the sex offender registry is kind of a VIP list. You get to not live near noisy schools and parks and all your neighbors get to know you.
that's an acceptable place to lick
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
I made a wizard staff out of Keystone light... I am therefore the smoothest wizard in all of our university's history.
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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