Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
I'm gunna send you baby bottles of vodka for those nights when you just give up
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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