fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
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