I must be too annoying 4 u.
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
Henceforth: booty calls will now be referred to as "deliveries of anatomy". That is all.
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
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