I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
he asked me to marry him on one of those scrolling message belt buckels.... what now?
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
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