yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
Woke up with my face in a bowl of cereal. This is tequila's way of saying fuck you.
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
I saw a kid peeing outback so I yelled "you have a small pecker, but its ok cuz when life gives you lemons..." and proceeded to throw lemons at him
I just blew my weed a kiss
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
Stop recording sex noises and setting them as my ringtones. This time it was at a funeral
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
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