I think I just got seasick
you're not on a boat
he has a waterbed.
Pete just told the whole party I'm a squirter
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
Good thing I was dressed to impress in my "I went nuclear on my wings" shirt even the girls are making out and I'm still 7th wheeling it...
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
At the ER, will you come pick me up... Had an allergic reaction, wanted to see if I could eat a peanut without dying... Do you how bad this is evolutionary, I would have died back in the days of survival of the fitest by now
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
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