And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
this boner is fucking legendary. i should name it and celebrate its birthday every year
Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
I know you saw me get knocked out after I stepped on that rake why did you leave me there
After returning from the hospital with lock-jaw from getting tackle at the game. Some naked chick busted out of his room and hit him with a devastating haymaker to the jaw because he wouldn't have sex
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