Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
Sorry about giving you those ripped gym shorts after my dog ate your pants, but after the awkard BJ incident I didn't plan on hearing from you again
Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
Pretty sure keeping my vibrator in the same drawer with the weed makes it work better. I fall asleep almost immedi
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