Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
Eating doritas dunked in queso con salas. Salllas. Salska. Salsa. Got it. Shhiitt. Salsa con queso. That's better. I'm hot pink socks.
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
He offered me handsanitizer after a hand job, you can't tell me he's not perfect!
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
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