Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
Def drinking wine from a 4 liter jug at 11 am. If i call you in 20 years talking about 12 steps, please trace is back to this moment.
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
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