its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
you wouldn't come out from under your bed because you said there were six-armed bears everywhere.
ohhh that explains the pepperonis I found in my sock drawer this morning...
no it doesn't.
You tried to tip the paramedic for finding you.
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
tell me how i ended up in the movie theater alone with a bottle of smirnoff and a bendy straw.
Your wedding's just one more day in my life I can't wear sweat pants.
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
You did what with his pubic hair?
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