his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
I have two bottles of emergency tequila stashed under my desk at work.
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
i gotta say this to some one...... my penis feels sooooooooo sooooooft, its amazing
like for real, sooooooooooooooo smoooooooooooooth its amazing
I can't wait for you to read this text tomorrow
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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