Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
I feel like royalty, that girl from last night had a vajazzled vag. Bucket list complete.
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
I passed out drunk and Jane had created a picnic on my chest. I had chips and a hamburger laid out on my boobs. The only reason I woke up is she was trying to feed me too.
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
Brah, we should get a "do not disturb sign"... I can't have people knocking on the door while I'm high, it fucks with me way too much.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
if i had an alexa it would be saying “have sex with guys that don’t care about you”
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
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