At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
I told you I was good to drive
dumbass I drove... you sat in the passengers seat and steered with a paper plate
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
You just kept saying "they don't make cigarettes for squirrels. Yet."
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
How would I get in touch with Carly Rae Jepsen if I wanted to thank her for the loss of my virginity?
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
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