That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
If I come back tomorrow to find a certain football player tied up and locked in your closet, shit's gonna get real.
I'll set him free tomorrow morning ;)
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
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