How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
You dont lie about slip and slides
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
If anyone needs me I'll be in the bathtub, eating fast food and shooting straight vodka while I seriously evaluate my life choices and cry.
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
It's 8 in the morning and you're doing coke and drinking margaritas. First, you have a problem. Second, why didn't you invite me?
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
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