I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
I hope as the only other living being in this apartment you can explain to me why the toilet was full of cheerios this morning.
The doctor wrote 'condom retrieval' on my discharge paper.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
Can I borrow your google glasses to make a sex tape?
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
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