Oww! U thought rug burn was bad! Fuckin carseat burn hurts like a mother!!!
Wtf?
Use the slutty part of ur brain.
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
I'm at a party with that guy you made out with on new years. He remembers your name!
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
I'm way too drunk on a Sunday to handle this level of Jesus.
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
Randomize