I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
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