I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
He gave me his business card. It was a Justin Bieber trading card with his number written in sharpie. I have to call him don't I?
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
Did you see her happy birthday to emily on facebook? The gist of it is like: hey emily you almost died at birth im glad you didn't. love mom.
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
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