do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
Red Bull/Vodka? You bet I'm showing everyone my penis tonight.
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
I hope my orgasm sounds aren't secretly that bad and no one tells me
How does this dude know what a dying walrus sounds like? That's the real question
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
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