Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
Just ate applesauce I laced with percocets for dinner. I'm pretty sure my grandmother does the same thing.
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
Randomize
