I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
The Ukrainian kid just told me that our econ professor wants to bone me. Please tell me that phrase means something different in Eastern Europe.
you know that dress I got margarita and puke on? yeah, just returned it.
I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
Just found my socks folded and in the back pocket of my jeans. Apparently drunk me refuses to lose shit after the panties incident over New Years.
Told the cab driver to take me to narnia last night. Turns out there's a bar called narnia on the south side of town. We are in business
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
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