How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
I just discovered I can sober up while teaching class
the breathalyzer kept saying danger. we made our new slogan danger we need more shots
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
I owe you an apology, I was appointed captain of this sexy fuckship and I fell asleep at the helm.
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
I had to explain to an ER nurse that I burned my dick playing onion ring toss today, your social awkwardness hardly compares.
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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