i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
I ended up staying at a police station for being a witness in a public masturbation case..NOW do you believe me that I've never had a good St. Patrick's Day?
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
So we get back to the hotel room and Tom strips off his clothes... His first sexual act as my fiance? Helicopter dick. I gave him a high five.
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
Alive.
So much puke
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
I gave her the last ten dollars to my name and bitch comes back with a six pack of bud light and a pack of sour patch kids
in the past 2 days I've ruined2-3 lives, made 2 men quit the bar, started a Wednesdays only affair, ended it, ruined that engagement and had my tires slashed by a jealous bouncer. please stop letting me out....
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
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