I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
I'm drunk enough to talk Barbara Walters outta her panties
we just finished making mockaritas... then we prayed
god you guys know how to party
worst. bachelorette party. ever.
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
Whiskey shot with bacon bits, our version of Goldschlager WE ARE TRYIN IT.
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
So the door man at the local dispensary started giving me motivational talks about my beard...
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
you stood in front of the mirror for 20 minutes and finally said, "he can hear everything i'm saying inside my head. we need to leave." now try and tell me there is no such thing as too high.
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