is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
there is a dorito bag in my car full of my mouth blood
Dude, I puked in the stall for God knows how long. Halfway through, a kid sits down in the stall next to me and starts jacking off, i heard the porn on his phone and everything. so FYI, the middle stall is where good nights go to die
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
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