Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
there is a dorito bag in my car full of my mouth blood
So me and him are making out, and the other two are on the couch behind us. he randomly stops kissing me and goes "oh god I think she just took off her shirt" I look behind me and I see her tits flapping up and down. This man has amazing senses..
I found a phone book at the party and started calling everyone with my last name asking if they wanted to form a club. I'm meeting one for brunch tomorrow...
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
how does someone with a Masters Degree leave poop in an ashtray in the sink? It just blows my mind
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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