I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
filled out health questionnaire for lower premiums a little bit too honestly. Literally got assigned a life coach.
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
i was like a deer caught in headlights with its coke-dick hanging out
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawnmower thinking of you
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
I had another sex dream about you but it was very dissatisfying. As you finished you starting singing the star spangled banner. then you left. I was not amused.
Yeahh. im on the phone with him drunk. he told me he found a pigeon in a cardboard box and named it quincy...
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