what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
i told him to take shots to cure a hangover and he told me i was "walking the steppingstones to alcoholism"
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
Well i'm not entirely sure considering he gave my vagina an early valentine's day card that said "you're purrfect."
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
If you can wrestle my underwear off of me, you can top. It'll be like using an amulet in Legends of the Hidden Temple. Instead of not getting captured, you don't get fucked in the ass.
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