I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
You kept running up to married couples, taking their pictures and begging for them not to get divorced
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
There is a pool of ranch salad dressing in my purse...I know thats always been something you've wanted to try..so don't even act like you didn't do this.
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
There are flour footprints all over the house. Either u guys are trying to pull that Paranormal Activity shit on me again, or u got drunk and tried to make pancakes.
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
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