How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
kevin brought a 6ft brunette runway model with him tonight. Now, im not sure what the fuck the color of the " i get it, its over, Im ugly" flag is.... but i'll wave it.
so he was shitfaced and kept using sticky notes to label everything like "beer spill" and "going to fuck later"
She accidentally pre-ordered us Dominos for the next day at 11:30am... we were very confused when we woke up.
You kept telling me to "raw dog" your take home breathalyzer without the mouthpiece
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
We literally solved our fight using cat pictures on Instagram. True love.
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