Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
Put a customer on hold today while I threw up. If I don't get employee of the month, I'm suing.
Um. That's my cat Laura. You put my cat in your mouth, and then you put my cat in your purse.
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
Got home & pissed on my moms carpet like a bear in the woods. I woke up to a picture message with me passed out on the floor with my pants down & hands covering my face. I've had an awkward week
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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