Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
he texted me at 3am asking for "one of my famous blowjobs"
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
I know you're my sister, but I'm pretty sure I'm going to have sex with one of your exes this weekend. He's probably not gay, but I'll let you know.
How's the hangover?
I've been begging my dog to mercy kill me for over an hour. He has this look like he might do it, you know, as my best friend should.
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
i found you passed out on the floor with a half-eaten pie. i figured youd be the last person to care if i went and banged your sister
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
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