the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
I know it was you because you're the only person I know who gets drunk and craves soup.
Soup is delicious
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
What is the proper Father's Day protocol when you're sleeping with a guy who has kids?
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
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