i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
I just slapped my cat in the face with my dildo. You were the only one I could tell.
He probs deserved it.
Every good man does.
Stealing vibrators from Walmart together was when I realized you'd be my Maid of Honor.
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
I slapped a guy during sex last night because he moaned the wrong name. Then I remembered I gave him a fake name. Sorry bro.
i just swapped my iPhone for a happy meal. this is greg btw, the hooker let me borrow her phone
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