I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
How do you get a 7 on a pregnancy test?
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
The security guard told you that the room was off limits and you just looked at him and said,"Its okay, I have a beard".
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
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