Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
Just found out the guy that gave me herpes died. now everytime I get a flare up, it'll be like he's coming back to say hello
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
i think my cat just said my name.
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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