i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
someone just drove by blasting livin on a prayer and threw like 6 bagels out the window... was it you?!
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
He peed in the bird bath. Those birds are gonna be pissed
how do you ask an olympian for your underwear back?
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
Going to dump some dried Xanax powder into some Mac and cheese. Can't think of a better way to avoid tasting it.
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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