How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
it was almost as awkward as hearing my parents on friday nights in 2 in the morning starting, and than hearing at 2:01 my dad getting up and my mom going "i should have married a man"
I hate myself for saying your mom and I have the same friday nights.
don't worry... so do I
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
Can u please come get me. My car keys are gone. Somehow I ended up sleeping in my trunk
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
I don't know whether to be insulted or flattered that I am being propositioned to have a threesome only if I wear my cat onesie
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
He ate me out while watching Fifty Shades of Grey---needless to say I'm locking this down
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
Even my fuck buddy told me I needed a boyfriend. Fml.
Sorry dude, one minute I was flirting with a bachelorette party from Dallas and the next I’m being tied to the bed by the bride
Trying to wrangle us an invite to the wedding
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