Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
I just had to have my mom look at my penis to figure out what it was. How do you think my day is going?
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
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