Are you missing anything? I found a wedding ring in my bed this morning.....
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
Apparently it's illegal to hit pedestrians with coke cans... But the cop complimented my arm. That's a win in my book.
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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