You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
I was in a house full of lesbians and they were all staring at me. I felt like the last cresent roll on Thanksgiving.
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
i came home after a long day at work and she dropped a plate of cheesecake and a bottle of whiskey in front of me and said here's dinner
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
I mean, what's the polite way to say, "sorry but I can't date you cuz I'm sleeping with your boss" ??
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