I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
Just heard Miley Cyrus' version of "Every Rose Has Its Thorn". Fuck everything. If you don't have an std you have no right to remake this song
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
The "don't have sex with him again" alerts you set on my phone just started going off.
Good. "Seriously, don't do it" should start in about five minutes.
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
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