I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
I just paid $5 for a shot of el toro and the bartender wasn't even hot. Rock bottom.
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
Should I tell them about my ticket for possession or about how I'm shitting blood? Which one will gain the most sympathy?
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
You know you turned your life around when your drunk eating salad at 3 am on a Friday night
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
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