So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
I should've realized you were drunk when you began to point at my crotch while yelling "Funland!!!"
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
I'm wearing jeans from 7th grade and drinking a fucking macchiato. This better be a good day.
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