its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
I'm drinking whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
The air was thick with penises
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
You said you couldn't look at me because you would have to take off your sunglasses but you can't because they're the "guides to your eyes".
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
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