its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
God gave him joint rollers for hands
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
I'm not trying to be dramatic but if someone makes you choose between getting a Brazilian or dying. For the sake of your sanity just fucking die
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
passed out in the hallway last night, now I'm sitting down in the shower, eating lukewarm canned soup out of Tupperware, listening to Carly rae jepsen.. I had a rough night.
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
so I'm walking to my last final while opening my giant red bull and i look over to my right and the guy beside me had one too and was looking back at me. without missing a beat he pulls out a bottle of jager, pours half in mine, half in his and goes "cheers"....i'm not even mad i probably failed my final
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
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