That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
She wasnt impressed wen i brought a guy for her back with me, a 3am impromptu sperm donor is not a gd birthday present. Im a bad gf.
im at work. we just had a random 14-year-old amish girl come in and gift us with cinnamon rolls as thanks for letting her use the bathroom. i dont even know.
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
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