If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
Also, fighting a very strong urge to nickname your dick Whitey Bulger, at least for today.
Listen up tinkerbell, You're gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face.
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
Going to the ER, I'll explain later but apparently drunk me isn't allergic to peanut butter.
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
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