yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
You don't think I'm weird or immature right?
No I think it's cute we had sex on your Bob the Builder sheets
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
Places you have drunkenly threatened to piss: my bed, my bros bed, my moms bed, my bros wedding
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
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