But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.
While we were driving she just screams from the backseat: MUMFORD AND SONS DROP THE BANJO and made what were meant to be banjo sound effects
My makeup looks extraordinary for nine tequila shots, running four blocks, falling asleep with my face in the toilet, and doing the walk of shame across campus in the rain. And to think I'm single.
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
Drunk me really does appreciate that sober me made a list of movies to watch when drunk it saves so much time
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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